Holy moly. I have made a discovery that will change the world forever.
You’ve heard of the PB&J sandwich, right?
Peanut butter and jam. A classic.
Well, guess what you outdated, unrefined country bumpkins.
I present… the P B C J.
Add SPICY CHUTNEY (or your favorite flavored hot sauce) to your PB&J, and it becomes 10 times more exciting.
You heard it here first. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.